Agreement to these Terms
By accessing pages, submitting forms, purchasing programmes, or attending studio introductions coordinated through this website, you agree to the current version of these Terms. If you disagree, discontinue use immediately and avoid submitting personal data through our channels.
Where mandatory consumer laws provide protections that cannot be waived—particularly under the New Zealand Consumer Guarantees Act—those protections remain in force regardless of wording below.
Informational nature of published content
Articles, diagrams, and downloadable summaries describe movement concepts for educational awareness. They do not diagnose injuries, prescribe rehabilitation protocols, or promise athletic outcomes. Independent clinicians remain responsible for clinical decisions affecting your health.
Studio orientation
Coaches may decline drills when safety signals arise even if marketing language elsewhere sounded permissive—physical judgement in the room overrides static copy.
Advertising destinations and Fair Trading alignment
Paid creatives—including Google Ads—should accurately summarise coached fitness sessions and educational programmes we genuinely operate from Auckland. Landing pages linked from ads disclose who we are, how to contact us, and link to Privacy Policy, Refund Policy, and Terms consistent with New Zealand Fair Trading Act expectations against misleading conduct.
We do not promise specific physiological outcomes (such as weight loss timelines or clinical improvements). Fees are clarified during enrolment correspondence rather than hidden behind unrelated doorway pages.
Eligibility and capacity
Services assume you can follow verbal instructions, notify staff about discomfort promptly, and respect shared equipment etiquette. Parents or guardians enrolling minors confirm authority to contract on their behalf and acknowledge heightened supervision duties during sessions.
Accounts and credentials
Future booking portals may require accounts. You must safeguard passwords, avoid credential sharing, and notify us if unauthorised access is suspected. We may suspend accounts exhibiting fraudulent behaviour or abusive communications toward staff or participants.
Description of services
Vorlaxerphthrelu delivers coached functional training sessions, structured multi-week programmes, and ancillary educational materials consistent with descriptions published at purchase time. Coaches adjust workloads responsively; itineraries therefore remain indicative rather than contractual minute-by-minute mandates except where expressly guaranteed under consumer law.
Bookings, pricing, and payments
Published fees include GST where applicable. Payments route through certified processors; settlement timelines follow banking rails outside our direct control. Late arrivals may shorten effective coaching minutes without partial refunds unless consumer obligations dictate otherwise.
Refund mechanics appear in our Refund Policy and take precedence over stray sentences here when conflicts arise about credits or chargebacks.
Acceptable use
- Do not harass, discriminate against, or intimidate staff or participants.
- Do not misuse equipment, tamper with safety fixtures, or photograph others without consent.
- Do not attempt unauthorised access to administrative interfaces, APIs, or colleague accounts.
- Do not scrape bulk content for unrelated commercial datasets without written approval.
- Do not introduce malware or excessive automated traffic that degrades infrastructure.
Violations may lead to immediate removal from premises, termination of unused credits, and referral to authorities when warranted.
Intellectual property
Layouts, copy, photography commissioned for this website, programme PDFs, and workshop recordings (when offered) remain owned by Vorlaxerphthrelu or licensors granting limited sublicenses. Personal, non-commercial reuse is permitted only when expressly stated; redistribution requires written consent.
Third-party services
Payment gateways, calendar integrations, or embedded maps may link out to independent operators. Their terms and privacy notices apply in parallel; we are not responsible for their uptime or data handling beyond selecting vendors diligently.
Disclaimers
The website is provided on an “as is” and “as available” basis to the extent permitted by law. We disclaim implied warranties of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose where exclusions remain valid in your jurisdiction.
Limitation of liability
Subject to non-excludable statutory guarantees, our aggregate liability arising from website use or related coaching services is limited to the greater of amounts you paid us in the twelve months preceding the claim or NZD two hundred where no payments occurred yet losses flowed from reliance on free informational pages.
We exclude indirect, consequential, or punitive damages except where such exclusions are prohibited.
Transparency note
Numerical caps do not apply to liability that cannot legally be limited, including certain personal injury scenarios involving negligence under NZ law.
Indemnity
You agree to indemnify Vorlaxerphthrelu against third-party claims stemming from your misuse of services, violations of these Terms, or infringement allegations caused by materials you supply—subject always to reductions where your conduct was not the dominant fault.
Governing law and disputes
These Terms follow laws of New Zealand. Courts in Auckland possess non-exclusive jurisdiction unless another forum is mandated for consumers residing overseas with mandatory local protections.
Before initiating formal proceedings we encourage structured correspondence via the contact details below to resolve misunderstandings efficiently.
Changes
We may revise Terms to reflect regulatory shifts or operational realities. Continued use after the hero date updates constitutes acceptance unless changes materially alter consent-dependent processing—in which case we seek renewed acknowledgement where appropriate.
Contact
Vorlaxerphthrelu, 1A/155 Queen Street, Auckland CBD, Auckland 1010. Phone +64 9 941 4911. Email mailuse@vorlaxerphthrelu.world.